Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner cannot stop obsessing over President Donald Trump. Less than three weeks after suggesting the White House ballroom would be blown up, the City of Brotherly Love’s top prosecutor’s unhinged infatuation with the president continued as Krasner filmed another video critical of Trump, this time…
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Trump vows $5,000 payout 'happens 100 percent' if Republicans hold Congress; DA calls it a bribe.
“This is the racket plain: hold the $5,000 until you hold the vote, then act stunned when a prosecutor calls that what it is. The dividend isn't a check, it's a leash — you stay on it every two years for as long as the man holding the other end wants.”
“It's not a bribe, it's a dividend — outcomes-based, the whole economy runs on outcomes-based incentives, ask any — okay, ask any compensation consultant. And before anyone takes Krasner's word for what a bribe looks like, remember he's the same district attorney who talked about blowing up a ballroom three weeks ago, so maybe — although, fine, that doesn't actually make him wrong about this one. Did I just say that? Strike that.”
The receipts
· Soros-funded Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Thursday from the morgue, 31 Aug 2026
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