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House Speaker Mike Johnson declared this week that Iran's nuclear issue is "taken care of." The ledger says otherwise.
Start with the number the Pentagon put out the same day: the Iran war has cost the U.S. military at least $33.4 billion so far, mostly munitions, not counting the hundreds of millions more other agencies have spent keeping it running. That is not an estimate from a critic. That is the Defense Department's own filing.…
…(cont) Attach that figure to the base damage a watchdog priced separately: Iranian missile and drone strikes tore into U.S. facilities across the Middle East worse than officials had disclosed, new photographs show, including a $270 million surveillance aircraft now among the damaged equipment. The spy plane does not show up in the filing as resolved. It shows up as damaged.
Attach it, too, to the two Iowa Republicans who broke from their own party this week to back a war-powers resolution limiting the president's authority to keep this running — the third such vote the House has taken, and the first time those two members have voted that way. A war a party's own members are voting to rein in is, by definition, a war still running.
And attach it to the ship. Iran struck a U.S.-contracted vessel with American personnel aboard this week — not last year, not before whatever the administration says ended it, this week, the same week the Speaker chose the phrase "taken care of."
Here is the reconciliation. The $33.4 billion figure has an itemized line: it clears the Pentagon's own books, dated, disclosed, tied to a disbursement someone signed off on. The three words "taken care of" clear zero lines. They are not a budget category. They are not a status the watchdog can check against the spy plane sitting there damaged, or against the ship that just got hit, or against the two members of the Speaker's own conference who voted this week like the danger has not passed.
The invoice keeps running whether or not the Speaker calls it closed, hon. So does the war. Every dollar of the $33.4 billion sits in a public filing with a number attached. "Taken care of" sits nowhere. It is not a number. It is a press posture, offered the same week the number went up, the plane stayed broken, and the ship got hit.
“They hand you three words — "taken care of" — like that's the receipt, but the real receipt runs $33.4 billion and it's got a busted $270 million plane sitting inside it, unfixed. Two Republicans from Iowa just voted like the war isn't over, and Iran just put a shell into another ship this week — that's not closure, that's a guy telling you the check's in the mail while the meter's still running on your dime.”
“Look, "taken care of" refers to the strategic phase — the acute phase — it's not meant to reconcile against the, uh, the full $33.4 billion ledger, that's a separate — did I say ledger? I mean the plane is damaged, not destroyed, and damaged-but-still-technically-a-plane is basically taken care of once you factor in the timeline.”
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