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Prosecutors disqualified, referred for investigation, sheriffs suing, a sanctuary law already dead — same week, not a coincidence.

“Four prosecutors, four states, same word 'Soros' stuck on all of them in the same seven days — that's not the news finding a pattern, that's a script getting distributed on schedule. Nobody had to call a meeting; the label just showed up everywhere at once, like clockwork before an election. Watch the sanctuary laws getting killed while everybody argues about the nickname.”
Sal
“Look, these are four totally separate legal processes playing out independently in four different jurisdictions — that's just federalism working as designed. A judge disqualifying a DA, a criminal referral, a sheriff lawsuit, a blocked statute — coincidence, pure coincidence, nothing coordinated about it at all. ...although I guess we did all use the same word for it. Did I say that? Forget I said that.”
Chip

The receipts

ICE plans to spend up to $20 million on direct-contact electric shock gloves a UN torture rapporteur found 'incompatible with the absolute prohibition of torture' ABC10 San Diego / UN Special Rapporteur finding, August 2026

New York sheriffs go after NY Democrats’ effort to ban state and local police cooperation with ICE
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Fifteen New York sheriffs are suing Gov. Kathy Hochul (D-NY) and the state’s Democratic attorney general, Letitia James, over a new state law that bans state and local law enforcement from cooperating with federal immigration authorities. The sheriffs say the law is interfering with how they protect their communities.

· Federal judge blocks Spanberger’s sanctuary law as ICE arrests surge from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026

· Soros-funded Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Thursday from the morgue, 31 Aug 2026

· AG Blanche scolds Philly DA Krasner for ‘blow up’ ballroom comments from the morgue, 27 Aug 2026

· Virginia Soros prosecutor faces recall effort from group taking credit for unseating New York district attorney from the morgue, 27 Aug 2026

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