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House votes 417-3 to make data centers pay grid costs, months after being told to embrace them or go broke

“House passes bill to shield consumers from data center price hikes on energy”, 16 September 2026 (Photo via NBC News — the original report)

As it ran on the front

The job came in on August 31, when the boss went on social media and told any town that didn't want a data center it would end up "backwards and poor." No hearing, no bill, just a post — the kind of order the crew is used to getting from people who never touch the tools themselves.

First the crew cleared the site. On September 1, the Interior Board of Land Appeals — an appellate panel that hears disputes over federal land, nothing more — put a stay on the first AI data center proposed for U.S. public lands, an 80-acre build near Boulder City, Nevada, on the grounds it would jack up electricity and water demand. A panel with no say over energy policy stopped a data center anyway, using the only lever it had.…

…(cont) Two days after telling those towns they'd go backwards and poor for saying no, the administration's commerce secretary went on CNBC and called their water complaints "propaganda," laughing off the same grid and water math the Nevada panel had just taken seriously enough to freeze a permit over. The line and the ruling didn't agree, and only one of them had jurisdiction.

The tinkerer went to the parts bin next. On September 3, Microsoft came out backing the Water Cost Accountability Act, a bill that would direct states to block water utilities from billing data center hookups to everyone else's water rates. A company running some of the largest data centers in the country endorsing a law to stop passing its water bill to the neighbors — the part already existed, somebody just had to bolt it on.

By September 4, the Washington Examiner was reporting a Gallup finding that Americans would rather live next to a nuclear power plant than a data center, by more than 20 points. Voters had already done the math the commerce secretary called propaganda.

That's the pressure the Ratepayer Protection Act rolled in on. The House took it up September 12, and it passed September 16, 417 to 3 — a number that means the "backwards and poor" line couldn't find three dozen votes, let alone a majority, once it reached a floor with a bill attached. The Ratepayer Protection Act directs state regulators to consider rules that would make data centers cover their own grid upgrade costs instead of the household next door.

Consider is the word in the bill, not require — the tool sits in the toolbox, and every state regulator now has to decide out loud whether to pick it up. The crew didn't build that part. They just cleared the wreckage off it and pointed to where it was sitting the whole time.

“They spend August telling you you'll go poor for not wanting a server farm sucking down your town's water, then in September 417 of their own guys vote to make the server farm pay for it — so which one was the lie? The one where saying no makes you backwards, or the one where the bill was sitting there the whole time waiting for somebody to pick it up. Either way you were paying for it until three weeks ago.”
Sal
“Look, "backwards and poor" was about competitiveness, about not falling behind on AI, it wasn't — I mean it wasn't a threat, it was more of a forecast. And the vote, 417-3, that's not the administration losing, that's bipartisan consensus, which is what we've been asking for all along. Did I say "all along"? We were mocking these towns in August. That part I'll circle back on.”
Chip

The receipts

House approves bill aimed at putting data center electricity costs on tech companies
The Hillmainstream§

The House on Tuesday passed a bill aimed at shielding Americans from increased electricity costs associated with data centers. The bill requires states to consider taking up standards that would force tech companies to shoulder the electricity cost increases associated with large data centers but doesn't actually require them to…

House passes bill to shield households from data center energy costs
Washington Examinerright§

The House of Representatives passed a bipartisan bill that would require data centers to cover the cost of grid and energy upgrades, an effort to shield households from rising energy prices and allay rising fears among voters about the industry. On Wednesday, the House voted 417-3 to pass the Ratepayer Protection Act, which was…

· House to take up bill shielding consumers from energy costs tied to data centers from the morgue, 12 Sep 2026

· Microsoft backing measure protecting consumers over data center water usage costs from the morgue, 3 Sep 2026

· Out-of-Touch Trump Says Communities That Reject AI Data Centers Will Be 'Backwards and Poor' from the morgue, 31 Aug 2026

· Trump Commerce Secretary Once Said Data Centers ‘Suck Water,’ Now Scoffs That Such Concerns Are Just ‘Propaganda’ from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026

· Federal Panel Halts What Would Be First Data Center on Public Lands from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026

· Panic! At the Data Center: Americans would rather live next to a nuke than an AI facility from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026

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