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“Watch whose check the word "fraud" cancels in this story — it canceled the relief fund, not the operation. The guys making warrantless arrests still get paid; the fund helping their targets gets audited into the ground before it hits two million. That's not law enforcement, that's an accounting trick wearing a badge.”
“Look, Minnesota's got a fraud problem, full stop — nothing to do with immigration, everything to do with bad bookkeeping, and honestly this proves the system polices itself... which, I'll grant, is a strange point to make right after a whistleblower said the fraud hunters were the ones ordered to break the law. Did I say that? That's not the talking point.”
Earlier in this story
The receipts
Republicans' reconciliation package puts $70 billion into ICE's department NBC News, May 2026
Minnesota's anti-ICE aid fund becomes latest casualty of state's embarrassing fraud problemHennepin County paid out $500,000 in grants before shutting down a $2 million program tied to Operation Metro Surge due to overwhelming fraud.
Republicans' reconciliation package puts $70 billion into ICE's department NBC News, May 2026
Florida Republican breaks with Trump on immigration in campaign ad: Latino voters 'feel betrayed'Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar (R-Fla.) accused President Trump of going “too far” with federal immigration enforcement operations in a campaign advertisement released Thursday.
Republicans' reconciliation package puts $70 billion into ICE's department NBC News, May 2026
Judge restricts immigration officers from making warrantless arrests in Southern CaliforniaA federal judge on Wednesday barred immigration enforcement officers from making arrests without a warrant in Southern California. U.S. District Judge Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong granted a preliminary injunction on Sept.
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