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On the deadline
Democrat
TACO
The word is not ours. A Financial Times columnist gave it to the trading desks in May of last year for a pattern they were already pricing — the threat, the drop, the fold, the rebound — and asked about it on May 28 the president said "I've never heard that," then "It's called negotiation," then "That's a nasty question. To me, that's the nastiest question" 1. Here is one negotiation, dated. August 22: the talks collapsed. The prime minister said last-minute changes to the American terms were "unfair, uneconomic, and called into question the reliability of any deal"; the trade representative blamed Canadian demands; the 50 percent took effect at midnight on roughly $20 billion of goods 2. Carney, the same day: "You're at war when you get attacked. We got attacked" 3.
Then the sequel the pattern leaves out. September 8: Canada's counter-tariffs, 15 to 50 percent on C$27.6 billion; the White House answered with import bans effective September 29 and a revised tariff list effective September 15 4. That is today. The fold stands, and so does the bill.
Sources
- Asked about the "TACO trade," coined by the FT's Robert Armstrong: "I've never heard that"; "It's called negotiation"; "That's a nasty question. To me, that's the nastiest question" — CNN, 28 May 2025 ↑
- Talks collapsed 22 August; Carney called the last-minute changes "unfair, uneconomic, and called into question the reliability of any deal"; the 50 percent tariff on about $20 billion of goods took effect at midnight — Axios, 22 August 2026 ↑
- "You're at war when you get attacked. We got attacked." — NPR, 22 August 2026 ↑
- Canadian counter-tariffs of 15 to 50 percent on C$27.6 billion effective 8 September; U.S. import bans effective 29 September; tariff list changes 15 September — White House fact sheet, 8 September 2026 ↑
Republican
MIDNIGHT
I want to give the clock its due, because a deadline is the one honest thing in a negotiation: it tells the other side when the talking stops. Three proclamations signed July 20 put a 50 percent tariff on Canadian goods, first for August 19, then August 22 1. On the evening of August 18 the president posted that he had "paused the 50% Tariffs against Canada ... for a three day period, based on the fact that Canada and the U.S.A., subject to the finalization of documents, have a DEAL!" 2. The prime minister the same night: "Substantial progress has been made, although there is important work still to be done" 2. The pause came with about two hours to spare 3.
That is the deadline working as designed: set midnight, the other side moves, stop the clock. I only want to be exact about what stopped it — a deal, subject to documents, announced by one side, the other side saying the work was not done. The next three days test that, and they are in the other column.
Sources
- Three proclamations signed 20 July 2026 imposing 50 percent tariffs on Canadian goods, initially effective 19 August, then delayed to 22 August — Blakes, U.S.–Canada tariffs timeline ↑
- "I have paused the 50% Tariffs against Canada ... subject to the finalization of documents, have a DEAL!"; Carney: "Substantial progress has been made, although there is important work still to be done" — NBC News, 18 August 2026 ↑
- The pause came with two hours to spare before the midnight deadline — CNN, 18 August 2026 ↑
“I've got the dates on one card. August 18, two hours before midnight: paused, three days, "subject to the finalization of documents." August 22, midnight: fifty percent on twenty billion dollars of Canadian goods, in force. September 8: Canada's answer, twenty-seven billion of theirs on our side. Sorry — I'm blocking the door — one more thing. If the pause was the deal and the tariff was the collapse, which of the two is the part that got negotiated?”— Lou
“Two hours before midnight he calls it off because there's a DEAL, capital letters, subject to paperwork. Three days later the paperwork is on fire and the fifty percent lands anyway, and now the guy who blinked is billing you for the stare-down. That's the trick with a deadline you set yourself — you get to miss it twice, once for the cameras and once for real.”
“The pause was a courtesy, the tariff is a policy, and the retaliation is Canada's decision, which we respect — three separate things that happen to be arranged in the order that makes them look like one story.”