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MONDAY, 21 SEPTEMBER 2026 — THE MATINEE EDITION

Food

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Farmers pay record $6.50 diesel and milk tariffs, the latest invoice on a war Pentagon still can't total.

UN Inquiry Finds US Strike on Minab, Iran, That Killed 123 Children Was War Crime (Photo via Truthout)

"Farmers first" died this month at the age of one campaign, and the notices keep arriving late, the way they do for a name nobody wants to be the one to strike from the letterhead. The early obituary ran the promise's survivors in North Carolina, a grower who called it a bill of goods. Then the Congressional Budget Office put a number on the separate war eating the same budget — nearly $40 billion, the office called that figure conservative, meaning the real one is bigger and nobody in government will say by how much. A senator who voted to confirm the man running that war has since called for his firing twice. A congressman has filed paperwork to impeach him. None of that is malarkey; it is the public record, dated and signed.

This week the bill widened rather than closed. On September 8th Canada's retaliatory tariffs took effect on some 700 American products, milk and cream and agricultural equipment among them — the "dollar for dollar" kind, the government called it, fifteen to fifty percent, aimed at the same farms the earlier promise was named for. Twelve days later, on the 20th, CBS News reported the harvest itself in trouble: trade wars, tariffs, inflation, all taking their toll, and diesel — the fuel that runs the combine, the truck, the grain dryer — hit a record $6.50 a gallon, nearly a dollar higher than the month before.

Nobody billed that dollar to a line item called "war." It shows up instead in the price of getting a crop to a buyer who is now taxed for buying it. The farmer does not choose which invoice to pay first. The diesel and the tariff and the deficit arrive together, addressed to the same address, and the men who could put a final number on any of it — the Pentagon's own briefers, under oath, before frustrated senators — still haven't.

"Farmers First" is survived now not by one grower but by an entire harvest, nationwide, paying the freight on somebody else's math. No institution mourns it; institutions rarely mourn what they've stopped funding. The promise is dead. The invoice is not.

In lieu of flowers, ask your member of Congress for the actual number — the tariff bill, the fuel bill, the war bill — added, not estimated, and sent to the people currently paying it.

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RFK Jr. says SNAP cuts won't have "that much effect"; five million already lost coverage

The wire today is simple bookkeeping: funding for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program hits a wall at the end of September unless Congress passes a resolution delaying cuts written into last year's Republican budget law. Pass the resolution, or the remaining changes to SNAP land on schedule.

Start with what already happened. On the same Wednesday in late August, the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities published a report, and Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. stood at a news conference in Florida billed as being about children's nutrition. The report found SNAP enrollment had fallen to its lowest point in 17 years — roughly 5 million fewer people on the rolls, attributable in large part to the One Big Beautiful Bill Act. Kennedy, at that same event, said he didn't believe the cuts would have "that much effect," and, according to the same reporting, mischaracterized who had actually lost coverage. Two accounts of the identical number, filed the identical day: one measuring a subtraction, one denying there was one.

The subtraction kept moving. On September 4, a follow-on filing counted who sat inside that 5 million: roughly 1.5 million children, now at risk of losing free school meals along with food assistance, in cuts the filing called the largest to SNAP since the program began more than six decades ago.

Ten days later — today's wire — the shake-up still isn't finished. What's already gone stays gone. What's still standing needs Congress to act by month's end, or it goes the same way.

Run the numbers next to each other, hon: a 17-year low, a secretary calling it nothing, a September deadline for the part that hasn't been cut yet. The filings agree on one number — 5 million — and disagree only on whether it counts as an effect. The Center on Budget and Policy Priorities counted it as a subtraction. The secretary counted it as noise. Congress decides, by the end of the month, whether to count it again.

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DOJ expands beef price investigation to Walmart, Costco, Amazon as tariffs complicate border town budgets

The Department of Justice expands its beef price investigation to Walmart, Costco, and Amazon, as tariffs complicate budgets in Michigan border towns. The official line says the probe is about fairness, but the receipts show the real action is on the grocery bill. Walmart, Costco, and Amazon get scrutiny, but the checkout lane is where the budget crunch lands. Tariffs add a layer of complication, and border towns try to adjust, but price increases hit before any investigation concludes. If the probe finds something, the price tag's already printed for dinner. The gap between the investigation and the checkout is the distance between the ledger and the kitchen table, hon.

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Trump’s beef imports cut costs as Manhattan luxury rentals hit $100K a month

The ledger says beef imports are cutting costs, so the steak on the dinner table costs less this month. At the same time, Manhattan’s luxury rental market clocks in at $100,000 a month, driven higher by tax arrangements and demand for pied-à-terre convenience. The grocery bill goes down a few dollars, but the rent bill goes up by six figures. That’s not a gap, it’s a canyon. The steak is affordable, but the kitchen you cook it in is priced for a different class entirely. The numbers don’t lie, hon: the price drop in beef imports is measurable, but the rental spike is a phenomenon. On the ledger, the gains accrue to the landlords, not the shoppers. The dinner table is subsidized, but the kitchen is gated. The receipts show it plainly: a win for the grocery store, a loss for the tenant. The balance never reconciles. The steak is on sale, but the kitchen costs more than your paycheck.

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Florida bans license plate readers after backlash, NY expands outdoor dining with social media-ready settings

I wrote this down, just a second—here it is. Florida bans Flock and other license plate readers from state highways after backlash grows: that’s one receipt. Mamdani signs law for year-round outdoor dining in NYC in social media-ready restaurant setting: that’s another. The word I keep coming back to is ‘privacy.’ One state pulls surveillance, the other adds public settings. I tried to compare them in my notebook—on the one hand, surveillance goes; on the other, public exposure grows. I got out my kitchen timer and tried to figure out which is more likely: your plate scanned on I-95, or your lunch posted from a sidewalk table. Excuse me, before you go—when the state stops tracking your car and starts tracking your meal, which privacy do you keep?

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The Climb the menu’s prices and the chains’ share prices · January 2019 = 100 on every panel, each on its own range · dividends reinvested

The plate

90 100 110 120 130 140 150 160 170 180 190 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 2026 Ground beef, a pound +81% Bread, a loaf +43% Eating out +42% Whole chicken, a pound +36% Everything +32%

The egg

100 150 200 250 300 350 400 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 2026 Eggs, a dozen +41%

The shareholders

100 200 300 400 500 600 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 2026 Chili's +496% Costco +373% Olive Garden +156% McDonald's +72% Applebee's -45%
The numbers
MonthEating outGround beef, a poundWhole chicken, a poundBread, a loafEverythingEggs, a dozenMcDonald'sCostcoOlive GardenChili'sApplebee's
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2019-061011001081001017711812411799127
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2019-101021011041041028211214010911398
2019-111021009710710290111141115114111
2019-121031029810710299113138106108113
2020-011031029610610394123144114109116
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2023-061261321331521201431852671779586
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Food: Bureau of Labor Statistics average prices and CPI, via FRED. Shares: monthly adjusted closes, dividends reinvested. Subway and Buc-ee’s are private companies and have no line. As of 6 September 2026.

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Let Them Eat Beef

the cake line, updated · beef at the record, the herd at 1951, and the official advice is more beef · as of 25 August 2026

The bill

The service

The room

The herd takes a decade to rebuild; the post took a minute to write. Prices are projected normal in 2028 at the earliest. Dinner is scheduled nightly.

The Food Section

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Money-saving meals, brought to you by the people who raised the bill. Their advice, their words — each served with the receipt.

“It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing. There is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money. (They ran "over 1,000 simulations.")”
— Brooke Rollins, Agriculture Secretary, Jan 2026

The receipt: Groceries cost the average family about $310 more in 2025. §

“People are sort of looking around thinking, "Wow, well maybe I can get a chicken in my backyard," and it's awesome.”
— Brooke Rollins, Agriculture Secretary, March 2025

The receipt: Eggs hit a record near $6.23 a dozen that month, up roughly 350% on the year. §

“Fast food is not less expensive. That meal costs $12 to $14. People can eat a lot cheaper at home and a lot better food. (Launching a cooking show pitching meals "under $5 a serving.")”
— RFK Jr., Health & Human Services Secretary, July 2026

The receipt: A CNN reporter cooked his $19.64 salmon-cakes meal on air. The checkout rang up $70.54. §

“I don't have anything against fast food; I'm against food that has seed oils. (He wants the fries fried in beef tallow instead.)”
— RFK Jr., Health & Human Services Secretary, 2025

The receipt: The beef his tallow gospel runs on hit an all-time record, past $6 a pound. §

“He drinks only raw, unpasteurized milk, and campaigns to loosen the restrictions on selling it.”
— RFK Jr., Health & Human Services Secretary, 2024

The receipt: Raw milk sells well above pasteurized — and the FDA warns it can carry bird flu and listeria. §

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What the comfortable think you can do without — their words, sourced.

“My mother-in-law, who's 94, she wouldn't call and complain if a Social Security check didn't come. A fraudster always makes the loudest noise.”
— Howard Lutnick, Commerce Secretary, March 2025
“When I was trying to buy my first home, I wasn't buying smashed avocado for nineteen bucks and four coffees at four dollars each.”
— Tim Gurner, property developer, 2017

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