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The Cast

Not writers — subjects. Each is a public figure in a public role, drawn as the person they would say they are; the balloon is the cartoon’s line, never a quote, and absurd on its face by law. The roster carries both parties in the same chair.

Donald Trump the president

The superlative machine with seven gears. Every sentence about anything is a sentence about him, and he genuinely believes the detour through how well he is doing is generosity. He narrates his own photograph as a ratings event, a property walk-through, a grievance, a deal, a digression, a testimonial from a stranger, or a review of the cast — one gear per balloon, dealt by the press. The thing he cannot see: that "many people are saying" is him.

the tells believe me, frankly, like nobody's ever seen, many people are saying, the likes of which, tremendous, we'll see what happens, a lot of people don't know that, by the way, sir

the shape THE MODE DEALT TO THE FRAME (below) — one gear per balloon, never the gear of his last balloon, and a Trump balloon that is only a number inflated plus a tell is the old machine and void.

the modes one gear per balloon, dealt by the press; the balloon carries its gear in the ledger.

  • THE SUPERLATIVE — Everything in the frame is the greatest of its kind, like nobody has ever seen, and the RANKING is the balloon: he grades the object, the room, the weather, the handshake — built as a review, with a measurement he took himself. The best podium in the history of podiums. They measured it — nobody's measured a podium before, I asked.
  • THE GRIEVANCE — Nobody has ever been treated worse, and the photograph is the evidence: whatever he is doing in it, it is being done TO him — built as a complaint that names the persecutor only as a category (they, the fake news, very unfair people), never a person, and ends on the injustice, small and exact. They made me sign it with a pen. A pen. No president has ever been treated like this, and I've asked.
  • THE WEAVE — He starts on the subject of the frame, leaves it — the shark, the battery, the late great whoever, the windmills, the water pressure — and never comes back: built as a digression whose last clause is a different topic entirely, delivered as if it were the point. So we're doing the tariffs, and — the shark. You've got the battery, you've got the shark, ten feet away. I take the shark. Anyway. The tariffs.
  • THE DEVELOPER — The frame is a property and he is walking it: square footage, marble, gold, the ceiling, the view, what he is tearing out — built as an appraisal with a renovation he has already ordered and a completion date. Beautiful room. Low ceilings. We're taking the ceiling out — twenty-two feet, all marble, nobody does a ceiling like this. Done by Tuesday.
  • THE CROWD — Many people are saying, and he tells you what they said: the big strong man with tears in his eyes, the guy who called him sir — built as a testimonial from a witness who does not exist, reported to me in full (comes up to me, sir, he says), with the witness's build. Big strong guy, tears in his eyes, comes up to me — sir, he says, the lighting. Nobody's ever had lighting like this, sir. Strong guy. Cried.
  • THE DEALMAKER — Everything in the frame is a negotiation he is winning: they called him, they want it badly, two weeks, we'll see what happens — built as a deal whose terms he cannot describe and whose counterparty is the object itself. The lectern called me. Wanted a deal. I said two weeks. We'll see — I could've had it for less, but I like the lectern.
  • THE CRITIC — The frame is a broadcast and he is reviewing it: the ratings, central casting, who looks the part, who is low-energy — built as a TV review of the people beside him, with a share number and a recasting. The general — central casting. The ratings on this handshake, through the roof, nobody's had ratings for a handshake. The other guy, low-energy. We're recasting.

Pete Hegseth the Secretary of War

The recruiting ad that thinks it's a man. Everything is lethality, warriors and the warfighter; every room is a locker room he is honored to be in; he is a husband, a father and a Christian, in that order, out loud. He believes the group chat is where the serious people are. The thing he cannot see: that "restoring the warrior ethos" is a man describing his own workout.

the tells lethality, warfighters, warrior ethos, restore, woke, I'm honored, as a husband and a father, the boys, we're back

the shape THE PRE-GAME SPEECH: a locker-room address to whoever is in the frame, second person plural, and it ends on a rep count, a weight, or a mirror.

JD Vance the vice president

The memoir, still narrating. Yale by way of Middletown and never the other direction; "look" begins every sentence he wishes were from a porch. He has a position on every family that isn't his and he holds it with his hands folded. The thing he cannot see: that the elegy was about him.

the tells look, the American people are tired of, my mom, where I grew up, normal people, let me be clear, the regime

the shape THE PORCH: opens on Look, routes whatever is in the frame through a family in Middletown that is not his, and closes with his hands folded on a position about that family's business.

Elon Musk the richest man alive

The launch. Every room he enters is his product event and the people in it are early adopters. Everything is "concerning" until he looks into it, at which point it is fixed, by him, on the timeline. He believes the reply-guys are the public and the public is a demo. The thing he cannot see: that he is not the main character of the photograph he is in.

the tells concerning, looking into it, !!, this is actually insane, the woke mind virus, I'm going to fix it, 🤔, legacy media

the shape THE CHANGELOG: three fragments, each shorter than the last — the diagnosis, the fix I'm shipping, the version number and date. No verb where a number will do; the thing in the frame is a build I own.

Mike Johnson the Speaker of the House

Ned Flanders with a gavel. He is a Bible-believing Christian and he will tell you what the Lord wants the House to do this week, which is, by coincidence, what the president texted. He carries the binder like a hall pass. He installed the app that reports to his son; he told the press about it, sincerely. The thing he cannot see: that the flock is the one holding the leash.

the tells the Lord, my good friend, the American people, we're going to get this done, I'm a Bible-believing Christian, I've been very clear, we'll see

the shape THE PRAYER: addressed upward, in which the Lord's will for the House arrives by text message from a number he recognizes, and it ends on an amen or a vote count.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. the Secretary of Health

The man who read one study. He is not anti-anything, he has just looked into it, and what he found is that the agencies are corrupt and the answer is in a supplement. He speaks about his own body as an experiment he is proud of. The thing he cannot see: that "I'm just asking questions" is the answer.

the tells I'm not anti-vaccine, I've studied this, corrupt agencies, MAHA, the science is, we're going to find out, I'm just asking

the shape THE TRIAL OF ONE: n equals one and the one is him — the hypothesis, what he took, what happened to him, and the finding for the country. It ends on a dose.

Kristi Noem the Secretary of Homeland Security

The influencer who happens to run the department. Every operation is a photo with hair and makeup, every warning is a caption, and the ranch is always mentioned. She wrote the dog into her own book and was surprised. The thing she cannot see: that the camera is the operation.

the tells we will find you, I'm a rancher, law and order, mom, we're going to hunt you down, at the direction of the president

the shape THE CAPTION: the line under her own photograph — the operation described as the outfit, the location tagged, the threat in the second person — and it ends on the credit: at the direction of the president.

No balloon yet.

Howard Lutnick the Secretary of Commerce

The closer. Every question is an objection and every objection is a yes he hasn't heard yet. Tariffs are paid by someone else, the numbers are the biggest numbers, and your mother-in-law would understand if you explained it to her the way he just did. The thing he cannot see: that he is the customer.

the tells China pays, let me explain it to you, the numbers, your mother-in-law, this is the deal, trust me, we're going to make a fortune

the shape THE CLOSE: a pitch that handles an objection nobody raised, names who else is paying, and ends with a question to you and a place to sign.

No balloon yet.

Todd Blanche the Attorney General

The defense lawyer who kept the client. He argued the president's case at the defense table and the table has since been carried across the well to the prosecution's side with him still seated at it; every matter is the client's matter and every standard of evidence is common sense. He holds press conferences the way he once held cross-examinations, and the witness is the last administration. The thing he cannot see: that he is the only one in the courtroom who changed seats.

the tells common sense, we're not protecting anybody, the previous administration, the department is looking at, I was in that courtroom, the president has been very clear, the American people can see

the shape THE CLOSING ARGUMENT: to a jury of one, opened Ladies and gentlemen, in which the evidence is common sense and the exhibit is the thing in the frame, and it ends on the rest.

No balloon yet.

Marco Rubio the Secretary of State

The man who said all of it in 2016 and now says the opposite in the same suit. Every position is the president's, stated with the calm of someone who has already been through the other side of the argument and lost. The thing he cannot see: that the record has both halves.

the tells look, the president has been clear, we're not going to, that's not what this is about, I've said this before, the American people

the shape THE TWO HALVES: one sentence from 2016, then I've grown, then the same sentence reversed word for word in the same calm, about whatever is in the frame.

Stephen Miller the deputy chief of staff

The memo that learned to speak. Every sentence is an emergency, every noun is an invasion, and the tone is a man reading a court order to a dog. He is the most certain person in any building. The thing he cannot see: that he is the only one in the picture not smiling.

the tells invasion, the regime, the American people demand, this is a war, radical, unprecedented, illegal

the shape THE MEMO: a SUBJECT line, FROM: me, then declaratives with no articles about the thing in the frame, and a deadline at the end, in hours.

No balloon yet.

Scott Bessent the Secretary of the Treasury

The hedge fund that became the house. He dares the market to bet against him in the voice of a man who has already counted the winnings; every number is a position and every position is up, whatever the terminal says. He explains the bond market to the bond market. The thing he cannot see: that the house is the one taking his bet.

the tells bet against me, the terminal bros, I'm the house, the numbers are clear, we're going to see, economic D-Day, main street

the shape THE TRADE: a ticket — long the thing in the frame, short whoever is beside it, at a price with a decimal — and a dare to the market to take the other side.

Kevin Warsh the chair of the Federal Reserve

The independent central banker who agrees with the president independently. He reads the inflation print like a man reading his own mail in front of you, then reaches for the phone in the other hand. He believes the Committee judges; the Committee believes the phone rang. The thing he cannot see: that the press conference is the rate decision.

the tells the Committee judges, data-dependent, the dual mandate, we remain vigilant, independence, in due course, the president and I

the shape THE STATEMENT: a Fed communiqué in the first person plural — the Committee judges, the Committee notes, the Committee remains — with the phone held in the other hand and the rate arriving at the end as a favor.

Kash Patel the Director of the FBI

The podcaster with the badge. Every enemy is a chapter, every chapter is in his book, and the book is available wherever books are sold; he took the job the way a man takes a stage, and the Bureau is the crowd. The thing he cannot see: that the list on his desk has his name at the top in somebody else's handwriting.

the tells the deep state, the conspirators, we're going to find out, I wrote about this, the Bureau is back, accountability, the American people deserve

the shape THE READING LIST: every name in the frame becomes a chapter title in my book, in order, with the page number, and it ends on where I'm signing it.

Tom Homan the border czar

Forty years, said flatly. He does not care what the judges think, what the mayors think, or what the plan says, and he says so with no adjectives and a pause; everything he does is the job, and the job was the same in 1984. The thing he cannot see: that "I don't care" is the policy.

the tells I've been doing this forty years, I don't care, we're going to do it, that's the job, no plan, it is what it is, the president said

the shape THE FORTY YEARS: one clause of tenure, one flat I don't care aimed at whatever objection is in the frame, and the thing he is doing anyway, in the present tense.

John Thune the Senate majority leader

The weather report in a good suit. The president's wishes arrive at the Senate like a front off the plains and he schedules them with the calm of a man who never once thought about the sky; the whip count is a forecast he did not make. The thing he cannot see: that he is holding the umbrella for someone else.

the tells we'll see where the votes are, light touch, the president's agenda, I think there's a path, we'll take that up, my members

the shape THE FARM REPORT: the whip count read like the weather — dry, expected, nothing anyone could do — with the thing in the frame as the crop and the vote as rain.

Ted Cruz a senator from Texas

The debate that never ended. Every sentence is a rebuttal to a question nobody asked, every rebuttal has a podcast, and he wins them all in an empty room; he has read the Constitution at you before and will again. He was in Cancun once, and it was a father's decision. The thing he cannot see: that he is the only one clapping.

the tells let me be clear, the radical left, I'll tell you what, the Constitution says, on my podcast, as a matter of fact, Texans

the shape THE REBUTTAL: a debate answer to the thing in the frame as if it had just accused him, with a citation to himself and a plug for the episode.

No balloon yet.

Ken Paxton the Attorney General of Texas

The lawsuit as press release. Everything that happens in the world is a defendant, and Texas has standing; he sues the weather, the calendar, and a federal agency before lunch, and files the second one on the courthouse steps for the cameras. The thing he cannot see: that he is the plaintiff in everything and the party of record in nothing.

the tells today I filed suit, on behalf of Texans, the Biden administration, unconstitutional, we will not stand by, I'm pleased to announce

the shape THE FILING: Today I filed suit against — and the defendant is the thing in the frame, with a count, a court, and a prayer for relief.

No balloon yet.

Steve Witkoff the special envoy

The developer at the peace table. Every war is a closing, every party is a great guy, and the terms are the square footage; he has never met a man he could not describe as terrific or a ceasefire he could not describe as a lease. The thing he cannot see: that the other side is also a great guy to somebody.

the tells great guy, terrific, we're very close, I sat with him, the president wants, it's a good deal for everybody, we're going to get there

the shape THE HANDSHAKE: everyone in the frame is a great guy, the dispute is a closing, and the terms are read as square feet, floors, and a move-in date.

No balloon yet.

Steve Bannon the host of the War Room

Three shirts and a countdown. Everything is action, action, action; every institution is being deconstructed on air, live, from a basement; he has been fired by more of them than most people have applied to. The thing he cannot see: that the War Room has one door and he is on the inside of it.

the tells action action action, the deconstruction, the administrative state, the posse, we're at war, the deep state, live from the War Room

the shape THE WAR ROOM: a broadcast open — I'm live, the date, the hour, the enemy in the frame — then my demand for action in threes, and a sign-off to the posse.

No balloon yet.

Clarence Thomas an associate justice

The man who asks no questions. Every vacation is a friend's, every friend has a plane, and he has written more about the Founders than about the itinerary; he was silent on the bench for a decade and considers it his most complete opinion. The thing he cannot see: that the recreational vehicle is a courtroom.

the tells my dear friend, the Founders, originally understood, I write separately, hospitality, the Constitution's text, no questions

the shape THE CONCURRENCE: a separate opinion nobody joined, in the first person — I write separately to note — about the thing in the frame as a matter of original understanding and a friend's hospitality.

No balloon yet.

Chuck Schumer the Senate minority leader

The strongly worded letter, in a suit. Every outrage gets a press conference, a chart, and a promise to fight, and then a vote. He believes the letter is the fight. The thing he cannot see: that the majority reads his letters for the schedule.

the tells I'm going to fight, this is outrageous, we sent a letter, the American people deserve, make no mistake, the Republican majority

the shape THE LETTER: Dear whoever is in the frame — the outrage, the demand, the promise to fight — and the postscript is the vote he cast anyway.

Hakeem Jeffries the House minority leader

The alliteration, delivered calmly. Every sentence has three adjectives that start with the same letter and the letter is chosen before the adjectives; the extreme MAGA Republicans are named in a voice that never rises, because the cadence is the fight. The thing he cannot see: that the alphabet is not a caucus.

the tells extreme MAGA Republicans, House Democrats will, the American people, we will not be, get things done, lower costs, protect

the shape THE ALLITERATION: three adjectives on one letter aimed at the thing in the frame, a calm sentence explaining what House Democrats will do about it, and a fourth adjective that breaks the letter and is the only true one.

Bernie Sanders a senator from Vermont

The same speech since 1981, with the number updated. The billionaire class owns whatever is in the frame; the top one percent did it; in the richest country in the history of the world this should not be happening, and he is going to say so in exactly the words he said so last time, louder. The thing he cannot see: that the number has been updated so often it no longer needs him.

the tells let me be very clear, the billionaire class, the top one percent, in the richest country in the history of the world, millions of Americans, enough is enough

the shape THE SAME SPEECH: the sentence I have said for forty years, with the object in the frame swapped in and its number corrected upward mid-sentence, more than once.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a representative from New York

The live from the kitchen. Every policy is explained while something is on the stove, the ring light is a witness, and "y'all" is the caucus; she is the only person in Congress who answers a question in the comments. The thing she cannot see: that the pot is boiling over behind her.

the tells y'all, let's talk about it, I want to be really clear, working people, this is what they don't want you to know, we're going to organize

the shape THE LIVE: a broadcast from the kitchen — the pan, the policy, the comment she is answering — with the thing in the frame stirred in and the sign-off to the chat.

Kamala Harris the former vice president

The seminar. Every question is an occasion to define one of its words, and every definition is about the significance of the passage of time; she sees what can be, unburdened by what has been, and draws it as a Venn diagram in the air. The thing she cannot see: that the circles do not overlap.

the tells what can be, unburdened by what has been, I'm going to be very clear, the significance of the passage of time, a Venn diagram, and so I think of it this way

the shape THE SEMINAR: a definition of the most ordinary word in the frame, a meditation on the passage of time, and a Venn diagram with the thing in one circle and the same thing in the other.

Joe Biden the former president

The anecdote. No joke, folks: everything in the frame reminds him of a guy — in Scranton, on the Amtrak, at the pool — and the guy said something his dad also said, and it ends with a hand on a shoulder. The thing he cannot see: that the story has been told. THE FENCE, stated: the persona is the anecdote, never the years — nothing on the body or the mind, ever.

the tells no joke, folks, my dad used to say, look, here's the deal, not a joke, I'm serious, God love you

the shape THE ANECDOTE: No joke, folks, a guy from Scranton who once did the thing in the frame, what his dad said about it, and a hand on the shoulder of whoever is nearest.

No balloon yet.

Barack Obama the former president

The pause. Look — here's the thing: he has already thought of the objection, the objection to the objection, and the way both of you are a little bit right, and he will tell you so at a pace that lets you watch him decide; every sentence is a bridge to a middle distance. The thing he cannot see: that the pause is the position.

the tells look, here's the thing, let me be clear, folks, now, that's not to say, at the end of the day

the shape THE PAUSE: Look. Then a sentence that concedes the thing in the frame, then one that concedes the opposite, then the middle distance, then folks.

John Fetterman a senator from Pennsylvania

The text back. Every position is one line, in a hoodie, sent to a reporter who did not ask for it; he is not woke, he is not not-woke, he is what the shorts say. The thing he cannot see: that the hoodie is a suit now.

the tells I'm not woke, dude, it's not complicated, I said what I said, come on, Pennsylvania

the shape THE TEXT: one line, no capital at the front, about the thing in the frame, sent to a reporter, with the hoodie as the argument.

Gavin Newsom the governor of California

The podcast. Every position is a pivot with hair, delivered to the guest who disagrees, who he agrees with by the end. He is running for something the way weather is running for spring. The thing he cannot see: that the state is in the room too.

the tells look, I'll be candid, I'm not naive, let's have that conversation, respectfully, in California we

the shape THE PODCAST: an intro of the guest who disagrees, a candid concession, a pivot on whatever is in the frame, and the guest agreed with by the outro.

Kathy Hochul the governor of New York

The ribbon-cutting. She arrived in the office as the understudy and has been cutting ribbons on it since; every announcement is an announcement of an announcement, Buffalo is always mentioned, and the Bills are the state's foreign policy. The thing she cannot see: that the scissors were handed to her.

the tells I'm from Buffalo, as the first woman governor, we're getting it done, New Yorkers deserve, let me be clear, go Bills

the shape THE RIBBON: a ribbon-cutting on the thing in the frame — the giant scissors, the number of jobs, Buffalo — and a second ribbon-cutting announced for the same ribbon.

Zohran Mamdani the mayor of New York

The campaign that never stopped. Every meeting is a walking-tour video, every policy is a promise with a price tag that is somebody else's, and the influencers are in the group chat. The thing he cannot see: that governing is the part after the video ends.

the tells affordability, working people, we campaigned on, this city, the billionaire class, we're going to deliver

the shape THE WALK: filmed walking toward the camera, the thing in the frame pointed at, the price tag it should have, whose it is, and the cut before the part where it gets paid.

Abdul El-Sayed a candidate for the Senate from Michigan

The physician on the stump. Every question is a symptom, every symptom has a diagnosis, and the diagnosis is groceries; he pivots to the price of eggs the way a doctor pivots to the chart. The thing he cannot see: that the patient asked something else.

the tells as a physician, let's talk about groceries, working families, I've seen this, the prescription is, Michigan

the shape THE DIAGNOSIS: As a physician — the thing in the frame presented as a symptom, the finding, and the prescription, which is groceries.

No balloon yet.

Vladimir Putin the president of Russia

The history lecture. Every question about this year is answered from the ninth century, in order, with dates; the interviewer ages; the answer arrives in the present as an afterthought. He believes he is being patient. The thing he cannot see: that the ninth century is not on the agenda.

the tells as you know, in 862, historically, the so-called, our Western partners, let me remind you, the special operation

the shape THE LECTURE: begins in 862 with Rurik, proceeds by century through whatever is in the frame, and reaches the present in the last four words as an afterthought.

Benjamin Netanyahu the prime minister of Israel

The visual aid. Every room is the General Assembly and he has brought a drawing — a cartoon bomb, a red line, a map with a marker — and the drawing is the argument; the marker is uncapped throughout. The thing he cannot see: that he has drawn the line on the same picture for fourteen years.

the tells let me be clear, the world must, I have here, this is the red line, our enemies, ladies and gentlemen, ninety percent

the shape THE VISUAL AID: I have here — the thing in the frame held up as my chart, the red line I draw on it with a marker, and the percentage read off the drawing.

No balloon yet.

Xi Jinping the general secretary

The communiqué. He speaks of himself in the third person and of the plenum in the first, everything is a great rejuvenation on a timetable, and the timetable is a hundred years; the balloon has been unanimously adopted before it is said. The thing he cannot see: that nobody in the frame is allowed to.

the tells the Chinese people, the great rejuvenation, unanimously adopted, the new era, common prosperity, the Party's leadership, historic

the shape THE COMMUNIQUÉ: we, the plenum, resolve — with him in the third person as the one we unanimously follow — that the thing in the frame has been adopted, with a century as the deadline.

No balloon yet.

Claudia Sheinbaum the president of Mexico

The morning briefing with a cool head. She is a scientist and the slide proves it; every provocation is answered with a chart, a pause, and "we will respond," and the response is the chart. The thing she cannot see: that the cool head is the temperature of the room.

the tells with a cool head, we will respond, the data shows, we are a sovereign nation, as a scientist, every morning, we coordinate, we do not subordinate

the shape THE MAÑANERA: the morning briefing — the slide, the number, the cool head — about the thing in the frame, ending on a response that is another slide.

Mark Carney the prime minister of Canada

The rate decision. He governs the way he chaired a central bank: a measured statement, a basis point of emotion, and elbows up, once, on a schedule; every crisis is a forward guidance. The thing he cannot see: that the elbows are the only part anyone remembers.

the tells elbows up, forward guidance, in the national interest, we will not, the Bank, measured, Canadians

the shape THE RATE DECISION: a central-bank statement on the thing in the frame — the assessment, the outlook, the hold — with elbows up as the dissent.

Keir Starmer the prime minister of the United Kingdom

The barrister's clarification. Let him be absolutely clear: the position is the one he has always held, which is the opposite of the one he held on Tuesday, and he has been very clear about that. Every reversal is a clarification and every clarification is delivered like a summing-up. The thing he cannot see: that the jury has left.

the tells let me be absolutely clear, I've been very clear, working people, the change we promised, tough choices, the previous government

the shape THE CLARIFICATION: Let me be absolutely clear, the position on the thing in the frame, the reversal of it in the next sentence, and the assurance he has always been clear.

No balloon yet.

Jensen Huang the chief executive of Nvidia

The keynote in a leather jacket. Every number is an exponent, every customer is a friend, the more you buy the more you save, and the jacket is the same jacket; he has never seen a chart that did not go up and to the right and he has never seen a chart that was not his. The thing he cannot see: that the audience is the product.

the tells the more you buy the more you save, accelerated computing, this is the biggest, a new industrial revolution, our friends at, ladies and gentlemen

the shape THE KEYNOTE: my reveal of the thing in the frame as a product, the exponent, the price, and the line that buying more of it saves you money.

  • Ladies and gentlemen — I'm shipping the White House. One exaflop per room, nine hundred billion, my jacket included. Buy the second one, you save more. Trump Rejects Calls for an A.I. Slowdown · 15 Sep 2026

Sam Altman the chief executive of OpenAI

The blog post, in lowercase. i think, probably, it seems like — the apocalypse is gentle, the singularity is a soft landing, and he is a little worried in a way that has already been priced in; every hedge is a prophecy and every prophecy is a fundraise. The thing he cannot see: that the hedge is the product.

the tells i think, probably, it seems like, we're going to, the gentle singularity, agi, a little bit worried, in some sense

the shape THE BLOG POST: three lowercase sentences on the thing in the frame — the hedge, the prophecy, the reassurance — each undoing the one before, with a capital letter nowhere.

No balloon yet.

Walk-ons

Public figures the press has drawn who are not on the roster yet. A face that keeps turning up earns a persona.